Blake The Detective
The United States has the highest rates of teenage pregnancy, poverty, income inequality, and incarceration in the developed world.

phraznikov:

How cool are we?

phraznikov:

filthylittlemuggle:

rainbowfied-unicorn:

Dear United States of America,

take notes.

Sincerely,

Human Rights

I’m not even American, but here here!

Sometimes I just feel so ashamed to live here.

9gag:

Victory is only for the people who resist

phaed
aleesayss:

azureusblue:

mah poo face.

bahahahaha

aleesayss:

azureusblue:

mah poo face.

bahahahaha

thedailywhat:

Thoughtful Rant of the Day: The great libertarian Penn Jillette derides President Obama’s medical marijuana policies, his appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and his drug use — all without taking a breath.

(Not Safe For Work — explicit raving.)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

unfoldingpossibility:

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

ABORT MISSION.

ABORT MISSION.

RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.

nicole.

decaturjim:

Meet Dave. He is made of things, as are you and I
Our bodies are comprised of a vast array of elements, with oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen remaining the most abundant. But there are many other chemical elements present, all contributing to our health and longevity. The nifty figure above lists each element that has been isolated from the human body in the order of decreasing mass.
This chart is based on the work of Ed Uthman, who derived the data from The Elements, by John Emsley.
(via Starts With a Bang)

decaturjim:

Meet Dave. He is made of things, as are you and I

Our bodies are comprised of a vast array of elements, with oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen remaining the most abundant. But there are many other chemical elements present, all contributing to our health and longevity. The nifty figure above lists each element that has been isolated from the human body in the order of decreasing mass.

This chart is based on the work of Ed Uthman, who derived the data from The Elements, by John Emsley.

(via Starts With a Bang)

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goodson:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

shapeypuppington:

kendraw:

nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

Well I know how I’m going to be saying disappointed from now on.

oh my god I thought the exact same thing

im reglobg this agian just thinking aobut this video makes me laugh

pl

9gag:

Every god dam time…